Angry Birds Epidemic

Of course you all have heard of the app that is becoming a global phenomenon. From reading my title, you've probably gathered (unless you've suffered a recent blow to the head...a concussion) that I am talking about Angry Birds!

For $0.99 (price from the App Store, Property of Apple Inc.), you could own one of the most popular, MOST ADDICTIVE, and most insane combination of physics, trigonometry, and calculus since the Spirograph!

I myself have given into society and purchased the "Lite" version of the app for my father's IPhone. After playing this app for approximately 5 minutes, I began to shout vulgarities and obscenities about how you must use a limited number of birds to crash into boards, metal beams, or ice blocks to "destroy" the pigs. The greatest part is that this game is so addicting that you realize there is more than one version of this game! The other versions include the seasons version and Angry Birds Rio. There is even an upgrade for the main game know as "The Mighty Eagle." Together all these games will give you a lovely $4 price tag on your credit card or your ITunes money you may be using to purchase these apps.

Now, to explain the "birds" and there "abilities".

From this lovely image (theoatmeal.com) you cant exactly tell what each does but let me just explain in a simpler way!
Black Bird: Bomb!!! (Nuke those sorry lumps of rotten bacon!!)
White Bird: Egg launcher/launches its body?? (After dropping its egg, it looks life a used tissue in the wind)
Yellow Bird: Speeds up (Superman through that wall)
Red Bird: Nothing special (Sorry, it just flies into stuff)
Big Red Bird: Nothing special, but destroys ALOT more! (Its like an obese wrecking ball!)
Blue Bird: Splits into three, much smaller blue birds. (why throw one ping pong ball at them when you could throw three)
Green Bird: Opens mouth and becomes a boomerang in mid flight (CRAPPIEST BIRD EVER!!!! The tribe skipped redemption island and sent it to the "please make extinct" list.

 Something random to know about me is I'm a crafty person who likes to make the occasional craft. I make what are called "cubees". Your favorite characters from anything can be made into these blocky things that you make from cardstock and super glue. My point here is that one day, I made these little darlings!

Aren't they just the weirdest things you ever seen! Yet you still could say awwww!

So If you have any electronic device and you have the availability to do so, buy this game! Its well worth the money in terms of entertainment and also it can possibly help your "math" skills slightly ( Disclaimer: Don't take my word for that one). So make some lucky kid some money and BUY THIS APP!!!!!

Now enjoy these last two lovely images! One from the Angry Birds Facebook Fan Page, and the other a color page I found on Google Images!!

Little Miss Muffet (playwrite version); 2 versions

1st version
Narrator: Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet...
Miss Muffet: Shut cho mouth!
Narrator: Eating her curds and whey...
Miss Muffet: I like fiber.
Narrator: Along came a spider and sat down beside her... she flipped crap, screamed and ran away
Miss Muffet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIDER!!!!!!

2nd version
Narrator: Little Miss Muffet, sat on her...
Miss Muffet: YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Narrator: Eating her oats and hay...
Miss Muffet: I ate WHAAA?!
Narrator: Along came a spider and sat down beside her...
Miss Muffet: NO ME GUSTA!!!! *SPLAT*
Narrator: She smacked that spider to death.
Miss Muffet: Get some!!

The 12 Days of Finals

On the first day of finals, my teacher gave to me
a review sheet due today by three

On the second day of finals, my teacher gave to me
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the third day of finals, my teacher gave to me
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the fourth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the fifth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the sixth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the seventh day of finals, my teacher gave to me
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the eighth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the ninth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the tenth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the Eleventh day of finals, my teacher gave to me
eleven shuttles shipping
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the twelfth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
twelve students nagging
eleven shuttles shipping
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

Yeah, I just went there. Thank you Matthew for the challenge. I believe this is a win on my terms.

Finals Week, Finals Week

(Sung like Jingle Bells)

(chorus 1)
Finals Week, Finals Week
This is gunna suck
I really need to study
or else I'm gunna flu-unk
Finals Week, Finals Week
This is really dumb
I need to go get some sleep
or else I will be numb.

(Verse 1)
Running cross campus
With my books in my backpack
The thought of finals week
Makes me want to go "Ack"
I went to classroom "A"
But not to classroom "B"
that's when I had a panic attack by the r'view for anatomy

(Chorus 2)
Oh Finals Week, Finals Week
I need some caffeine
Cramming sessions all day long
Make me want to scre-eam
Finals Week, Finals Week
This is such a bust
If this crap keeps up like this
I think my brain will rust

(Verse 2)
When finals week is done
And I get to go home
I'll finally get some sleep
And forget 'bout that dome
Till then I am stuck here
In this small library
Where all I do is chat and
procrastinate studying

(Final Chorus)
Oh Finals Week, Finals Week
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me cause I bombed
Or I kill you

Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra

(sang out like Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
Your final seems depressing
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
My IQ is digressing
Your formulas fill me with fright
I will not sleep a wink tonight
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
Your final seems depressing

Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
Because of you I'll have to cram
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
There will be no more time to jam
Your review seems impossible
Some people think you're improbable
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
Because of you I'll have to cram

Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
My grade is slowly slipping
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
The papers just keep ripping
No longer do I have a B
I'm one epsilon toward a D
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
My grade is slowly slipping

THE GAME!?!?!?

Let me tell you about this lovely trend that's been sweeping our nation's teens for a couple years now. It truly hasn't really caught on until a couple months ago i guess, but thats not the point.

This new and lovely trend is called "The Game". The rules are simple; dont think about the game or you lose, and a loss must be annouced aloud. Thats it, right?.....WRONG! This game is probably the most annoying and pointless thing since UI100 (first year seminar) became a legit and a required class.

When playing the game, at first, its fun for a little while. After a couple minutes on the other hand, its completely annoying to the point of killing the next person that makes you lose!

Oh and by the way...to whomever is reading this blog, you have just lost the game!

PS if you have any problems with losing, then press your face firmly against the screen and yell extreme amounts of vulgarities and I may be able to hear them and feel slight pitty.

The Quickest Way to The Heart

What is the quickest way to the heart you may ask? Well to give you the answer you must prepare yourself first. The heart is a very sensitive part of the body, both physically and emotionally. When trying to find the quickest way into a persons heart, you would consider to think of it like a maze. As it winds left and right growing closer and closer to the goal you're trying to reach, it seems as if at times you're getting nowhere...

Well its time to tell you that emotionally, the part is honestly really tough! The easiest way to go is probably not in the same direction, but it slightly has the same outcome!

ANATOMY LAB CLASS!!!

Easiest way to get a heart in your hand ever! With no strings attached, and it opens up to you without you opening up to it first!!

I could be just cruel and show the actual one but ill let you savor your breakfast! Just remember the quickest way to the heart isn't just love, its also college classes!!!

*pictures 2 and 3 are actual photos from MY class, not taken from the internet