Little Miss Muffet (playwrite version); 2 versions

1st version
Narrator: Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet...
Miss Muffet: Shut cho mouth!
Narrator: Eating her curds and whey...
Miss Muffet: I like fiber.
Narrator: Along came a spider and sat down beside her... she flipped crap, screamed and ran away
Miss Muffet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIDER!!!!!!

2nd version
Narrator: Little Miss Muffet, sat on her...
Miss Muffet: YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Narrator: Eating her oats and hay...
Miss Muffet: I ate WHAAA?!
Narrator: Along came a spider and sat down beside her...
Miss Muffet: NO ME GUSTA!!!! *SPLAT*
Narrator: She smacked that spider to death.
Miss Muffet: Get some!!