lalalalalalalaCHEESE!!!!! -Alyssa
... And you can sell your daughter for ten sheckles, and stay away from shrimp! -Alyssa
Ive been switching sylables all day long, i think im gunna have a stroke -Alyssa
its suppose to look like a tadpole - Amy
Umm....thats seriously not what it looks like! - Me
Shut yo damn lights off - Me
You know the windows are open right? - Amy
O.o...nah, who cares - Me
Alyssa- I think my brain is exploding
Amy- who needs a roof over their head when they're in hell?!
Ive probably spent some really ungodly amount of money on gum alone! I coulda bought something really nice, but no i bought gum! - me
Joshua- lets think of this from a third party perspective! things would go a little like this, "phhhht, breeeeeee, Oh my god! my pigs!!"
this kid wants to go grocery shopping with us just so we can buy him food.-Alyssa
You make it seem like im using you?!-Me
well when she says it that way...-Matt
where did this trig stuff come from?- jenn
i think they pulled it from the dead sea scrolls- me
is that why this crap is nearly impossible and makes NO sense??- jenn
no dear, thats just cuz we stay up all night hyped up on mountain dew- me
computer screen- "press any key to continue"
Eliza Beth- wheres the any key?!
Nicole- 'O.o...seriously?!
aaron- i dont feel safe behind this truck
-me and amy look forward from talking; truck with no bed filled with bins of rusting poles and other various things-
me- what makes you say that?
aaron- are you being sarcastic?
me-...completely yo.
amy- O.o
youre a sadist!-me
do you even know what that means?!-jen
yes...maybe...no, but it sounds cool!-me
(cha cha's sadist) -moments later-
umm....im sorry...but that description is fairly accurate!-me
savannah whats wrong?-myster friend
...theres...a...POSSUM IN THE CABINET!!-sevy
Matt- could you get Alyssa, i was not done with our conversation
-Alyssa comes out of dorm-
Alyssa- ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME, IM GETTING READY FOR BED
-few moments later-
Alyssa- Just because i didnt use logic doesnt mean im wrong
Nathan- womankind summed up in one sentence!
aaron- I HATE THIS GAME!!
me- yet you still play it
aaron- shuddup
-while walking down creepy road, noise comes from bushes up ahead-
amy- what was that?
me- i dont know, i dont care, i don wanna find out either!
amy- wanna just turn around now?
me- lets think about that for a second...YES!!!
-after starting back-
amy- i think its following us?
me- well then the anthropomorphic oatmeal is gunna run for its kill!!!
(playing monopoly)
WHY DID YOU THROW THE BOARD?!- jen
i felt like it after goin bankrupt- chris
hey guys, the little game pieces and board have janked up my eye!- me
look im speeding- larry
look, theres a cop!- me
IM OLD GREG! -aaron
ugh..- jen (drops head in agony)
i hate this game!- me
its chutes and ladders- nicole
designed for a 3 year old, and you won anyway!- jen
...still dont like it. -me
this rain is wet - nicole
what do you see in this picture?- me
two squirrels fornicating?!- chris
O.o- me, jenn, and sevy
look guys! i have the chest and belly of one model and the booty of 3...maybe 4!!- jen
sara darling, are you ok?!- me
IM TRIPPIN BALLS YO, AND WHERES MY !@#$%^& APPLE PIE?!- sara
uh, youre at bk..-me
