Friday, December 10, 2010

The 12 Days of Finals

On the first day of finals, my teacher gave to me
a review sheet due today by three

On the second day of finals, my teacher gave to me
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the third day of finals, my teacher gave to me
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the fourth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the fifth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the sixth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the seventh day of finals, my teacher gave to me
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the eighth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the ninth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the tenth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the Eleventh day of finals, my teacher gave to me
eleven shuttles shipping
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the twelfth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
twelve students nagging
eleven shuttles shipping
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

Yeah, I just went there. Thank you Matthew for the challenge. I believe this is a win on my terms.

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