The 12 Days of Finals

On the first day of finals, my teacher gave to me
a review sheet due today by three

On the second day of finals, my teacher gave to me
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the third day of finals, my teacher gave to me
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the fourth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the fifth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the sixth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the seventh day of finals, my teacher gave to me
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the eighth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the ninth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the tenth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the Eleventh day of finals, my teacher gave to me
eleven shuttles shipping
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

On the twelfth day of finals, my teacher gave to me
twelve students nagging
eleven shuttles shipping
ten doors a slamming
nine big frat parties
eight labs disecting
seven laptops blogging
six cellphones ringing
FIVE BONUS POINTS
four big exams
three redhawks
two coffees
and a review sheet due today by three

Yeah, I just went there. Thank you Matthew for the challenge. I believe this is a win on my terms.

Finals Week, Finals Week

(Sung like Jingle Bells)

(chorus 1)
Finals Week, Finals Week
This is gunna suck
I really need to study
or else I'm gunna flu-unk
Finals Week, Finals Week
This is really dumb
I need to go get some sleep
or else I will be numb.

(Verse 1)
Running cross campus
With my books in my backpack
The thought of finals week
Makes me want to go "Ack"
I went to classroom "A"
But not to classroom "B"
that's when I had a panic attack by the r'view for anatomy

(Chorus 2)
Oh Finals Week, Finals Week
I need some caffeine
Cramming sessions all day long
Make me want to scre-eam
Finals Week, Finals Week
This is such a bust
If this crap keeps up like this
I think my brain will rust

(Verse 2)
When finals week is done
And I get to go home
I'll finally get some sleep
And forget 'bout that dome
Till then I am stuck here
In this small library
Where all I do is chat and
procrastinate studying

(Final Chorus)
Oh Finals Week, Finals Week
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me cause I bombed
Or I kill you

Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra

(sang out like Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
Your final seems depressing
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
My IQ is digressing
Your formulas fill me with fright
I will not sleep a wink tonight
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
Your final seems depressing

Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
Because of you I'll have to cram
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
There will be no more time to jam
Your review seems impossible
Some people think you're improbable
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
Because of you I'll have to cram

Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
My grade is slowly slipping
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
The papers just keep ripping
No longer do I have a B
I'm one epsilon toward a D
Oh Algebra, Oh Algebra
My grade is slowly slipping

THE GAME!?!?!?

Let me tell you about this lovely trend that's been sweeping our nation's teens for a couple years now. It truly hasn't really caught on until a couple months ago i guess, but thats not the point.

This new and lovely trend is called "The Game". The rules are simple; dont think about the game or you lose, and a loss must be annouced aloud. Thats it, right?.....WRONG! This game is probably the most annoying and pointless thing since UI100 (first year seminar) became a legit and a required class.

When playing the game, at first, its fun for a little while. After a couple minutes on the other hand, its completely annoying to the point of killing the next person that makes you lose!

Oh and by the way...to whomever is reading this blog, you have just lost the game!

PS if you have any problems with losing, then press your face firmly against the screen and yell extreme amounts of vulgarities and I may be able to hear them and feel slight pitty.