The Quickest Way to The Heart

What is the quickest way to the heart you may ask? Well to give you the answer you must prepare yourself first. The heart is a very sensitive part of the body, both physically and emotionally. When trying to find the quickest way into a persons heart, you would consider to think of it like a maze. As it winds left and right growing closer and closer to the goal you're trying to reach, it seems as if at times you're getting nowhere...

Well its time to tell you that emotionally, the part is honestly really tough! The easiest way to go is probably not in the same direction, but it slightly has the same outcome!

ANATOMY LAB CLASS!!!

Easiest way to get a heart in your hand ever! With no strings attached, and it opens up to you without you opening up to it first!!

I could be just cruel and show the actual one but ill let you savor your breakfast! Just remember the quickest way to the heart isn't just love, its also college classes!!!

*pictures 2 and 3 are actual photos from MY class, not taken from the internet

SLEEP!!!!

Sleep is something that any typical student in high school and college NEVER gets! Take me for example; I get on average about 4-5 hours of sleep per night, and that's my good nights! On certain nights I've pulled all-nighters just because one hour isn't really worth all the trouble!

As you can probably guess when I don't get much sleep, I'm either rather cranky or I just look terrible! Kinda like this.....

As you can see, not a pleasant sight. Better than what I look like on a regular day. Sleep is obviously something that I majorly lack in, but when you procrastinate your homework till 6 hours before its due you cant really complain much.

One thing that results from me being so tired is that eventually I get extremely hyper. When that happens, things look like this...

As you can tell, sleep is something that everybody needs and honestly I REALLY NEED TO GET SOME!!!!! So I'm going to bed before I crash and burn! GOODNIGHT ALL!!!! Much needed sleep I shall be getting tonight!

Voting Day

As most Americans know, voting day has arrived. This momentous day falls upon the first Tuesday after the first Monday of November every 2 years, or at least that's whats been beaten into my head some ungodly number of times throughout my entire school-life.

Voting is a very simple task for some, but for others (like me) who don't pay a lick of attention to someone yammering on and on about how they can make your life better when in retrospect they're just as bad as the person they're trying to out vote, you tend to give politics the cold shoulder. Well, this would be my first technical election so even though I didn't know much about what was going on, I voted anyway.

**please respect my views I apologize for this beforehand, I don't give a flip about how YOU voted. Its MY vote and by my god given rights I will vote the way I feel uninfluenced by any others. Thank You**

So lets get to the funny part!...Where I voted!..

I voted in Blodgette, a super small collection of huts containing a post office, a mansion of some guy that owns 3/4 of the town, and the fire station. Blink twice and you've literally driven through. The firehouse has a side door you walk into and these ladies check your ID, hand you your ballot, and then you turn it in to an electronic ballot counter...simple enough!

Well next came every text message and status update possible from Facebook asking if I had voted as well as my friends posting how they had voted, and what they voted for and why in some cases.

Honestly, to me, I feel that how you vote is a matter of privacy. You have the right to tell anyone and everyone if that really floats your boat, but I'll keep mine to myself thank you very much sir/ma'am.

Well then later on when I got on Facebook, I'm greeted with a pop-up on my home page asking if I had voted. Of course I clicked yes, otherwise I'd be lying. (Not like that matters to the Internet anyway! No feelings to hurt there!) Instantly, this death clock-like thing pops up on my homepage keeping track of the total number of Facebook users who have also stated that they too have voted.

Well now, for those of us whom have already voted, lets just kick back and watch how things work out tonight on the evening news! I personally think no news is good news, so someone may just have to tell me how it goes. I'll most likely be doing something else better for me anyway so have fun with that.

To those of you who haven't already voted, I would highly recommend you get out and do so. Nothing makes me angrier than a person who will constantly complain about things like our president, our economy, or even laws, and yet they WONT vote! I'm sorry to stomp on some toes with this but if you don't vote, then you have NO right to complain about things. Even one vote can shift the house, so if you don't plan on voting then pray that God puts one arm around you and the other hand over your mouth till the next voting session!

...Now to completely derail this rant and seem as random as possible, here is a picture of an angry opossom going after my avatar...

Have a nice day! Not that I care if you dont, the thought still counts! XD

Halloween Parties

When the weather begins to carry a chill with it and the leaves change from a fresh green to vibrant reds, oranges, yellows, and of course brown, then fall has officially settled in. Along with this change comes a certain holiday that everybody loves about fall...HALLOWEEN; the one night a year that you can dress up as anything and have fun with it no matter how crazy it could possibly be!

Recently, I was present at a Halloween party and the range of costumes was very original considering most made their own costumes or at least added their own special touches here and there. I was a Sleestak, but after getting rather tired of explaining what that is I just decided to let them pick what I could possibly be. I was called Yoshi, a teenage mutant ninja turtle, a lizard, spawn of Barney, and Reptar. Each one was so funny that I tried to think of a way to combine all those to make it even crazier but that seems impossible to me...

Anyway...here is kinda what the party looked like when it started off...

Things also got rather funny as well between some of us...

Well as the ice had been finally been broken, the jokes cracked, and everyone that was going to show up had arrived, we snacked some and then began to carve pumpkins! You can only imagine the craziness happening then...

After all the pumpkins had been carved, we put candles in them and set them out on the front porch for the whole campus to see! Then we watched the original Night of the Living Dead.

As time kept going and so was our fun, I noticed that it was getting rather late. I figured I would somehow regret getting home late. Pfft...yeah right! It was worth the trouble! I was with good friends and had a good time! Cant wait till next year...

Math Class

As some may know, math is a key element needed to be known by some or at least most people! During high school we are told to take a set amount of math classes in order to graduate and then when you get to college (depending on your major) you may have to take those classes again.

Well if youre like me then you maxed out your high school's cirruculum in the mathematics area of study. I took Algebra 1 in 8th grade and from there it progressed by years. First Geometry, then Algebra 2, next Pre-Calculus, finally senior year i took Trigonometry and Calculus. Crazy, yes! Effective, very! Will I ever need to know any of those, possibly?!

I mainly took these because I was bored and was forced to. Well this is what things were like in algebra 1 class way back in 8th grade...

Algebra is so simple and easy that even me, a child with the attention span of a gnat could understand!
Well lets just skip ahead to my senior year! Trigonometry and Calculus! Probably two of the most insane classes ive ever taken for math. Lets just say im good with math untill you start throwing random letters and shapes into the equations...

As you can see...it didnt end pretty! Lets just sum it up by saying that at least I managed to end my high school career by getting an "A" in all my math credits! How I managed to do so is my complete secret and shall take it to my grave! Bwahahaha...actually id be happy to let anyone who is strugling in math know it, you just gotta ask first!

Alarm Clocks

Ok, so I am possibly one of the few kids who doesnt like to go to sleep. but when I do, I never want to wake up! Thats simply just cause sleep feels so much better when youre no longer in control of the events your dreams put you through, but thats a post for another time!

Well as some of you know, a storm rolled through this morning. as for those whom can sleep through a storm without even hearing it (not me) you missed some crazy wild stuff. Well this storm managed to knock the power out at my house from about 4 or 5 am to bout 6:45.

Well then as I decided to fall back asleep for my remaining time before my alarm goes off, I get like 5 text messages. From ignoring them I manage to fall back into deep deep slumber.

Well after I while I managed to kick myself awake and then noticed I had 10 minutes to get ready and leave so I wouldnt be late for classes. (It usually takes me 45 just cuz I like to take my sweet time) [This is written out less frantic than it actually was!] The real situation looked similar to this...

well long story short, through the slight rain while I was driving (speeding) thankfully the cops were everywhere I was not today! (Dont place bets on that the next time this happens!) So I managed to make it to class literally right after the teacher had called roll and everything! So let this be a lesson, always wake up when you hear your phone go off, cuz otherwise you may just have to miss a class..

Shibadibafreakindingdong

Have you ever had a saying that you said just about every other moment you opened your mouth? leave a comment telling me your sayings! In the meantime, here is a story about a couple of mine!

The first one of mine is my favorite and I would appreciate it if people dont steal my word! I actually got it from a song but jazzed it up with my own touch. The word is: Shibadibafreakindingdong. to break that down into parts for you: shiba-diba-freakin-ding-dong. I got this word while listening to the song "Color of Water" by Family Force 5. (Recommend this song to anyone!)

As I was jammin' to the beats, the word was played across at the end of the song right before they ended it. It was at that moment I knew that I would make that word mine! On the song its used as Shibadibadingdong, I just threw in the -freakin- for emphasis.

Another word I have come across in some way, shape, or form was none other that "sweet babies". I cant actually remember how I came across the term, but either way it stuck with me and I could never stop using it for some good time!

Ive heard just about everything in terms of sayings people use all the time, so go ahead and try to surprise me! I may even try to create a cartoon based on your comments if they happen to be funny enough?

NOTE: This post may be subject to additions or changes as time goes by